Do we do drama? Oh we do, we do, “It’s twoo, it’s twooooo…”
Just like every day/night, omg was sitting in the gazebo smoking
menthols and pounding Buds until his toothless gums spat out incoherent
nonsense. Sleep well my friend.
Despite this pace being out in the middle of cotton fields,
its got a pretty diverse residency—there’s three blacks, three Hispanics, and
six whites (a new white woman is moving in tomorrow I’m told). With tomorrow’s
new addition, it will be five women to six men but that could change after omg
vacates his place and his place gets fumigated so it can be rented.
There’s ten units here, four that are three-bedroom, six
that are two-bedroom, all with fucked up patio doors as the only entrance.
Working clockwise, here’s the residents, 1-10. Vince, 1/3 of
the blacks and the newest, must be 6’5 or 6’6, sometimes brings beer to the
Boomers (even though he doesn’t drink) and the occasional pre-roll, likes to sit
in his black Expedition and talk through the speaker; Sylvia and Tony, 2/3 of
the Hispanics, everyone calls Sylvia the local mom as she’s always giving away
food, “eat, eat” while no one knows what Tony does but local legend has it that
he was on his way to the priesthood until he met Sylvia; Annette and David, 2/3
of the blacks—he’s gregarious and large, she’s petite, shy, and reserved, he
says she’s got serious depression but he really likes my blues and jazz;
me; Patty and Hank who have no relationship other than they share kin somehow
and both work for our landlord; omg; Jojo, the raging lunatic, Jeff, the
attorney and International Man of Mystery; and now, Flip, moving into #10.
About two hours ago, omg was on the phone with Billy
complaining about this not being a party place since he and Patty moved out.
IDK, I just came in from sitting with Vince (#1) and David (#3), talking about
how graveyard shifts fuck up your sleep forever. My tunes were playing while we
set a spell to talk like neighbors. Maybe not the party omg was looking for but
it seemed like something to me.
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