Are you experienced?

 All the stuff I’ve read about manifesting someone is that you don’t focus on the how and when. Fair enough, let this whole magical process play out, give all your energy and faith into making it happen—if those pieces fit together, your dreams will come true.

But what if I’m manifesting Monica Lewenski (and I do find her really hot and not because she smokes cigars)? Yeah, no, not happening no matter how hard I manifest, I have better odds winning with the Powerball ticket I just bought. Really, I could spend every waking hour “manifesting” all the gold in Fort Knox and ain’t a gram of that coming my way.

Having said that, I’m willing to try anything to have you wrapped up with me in our sleeping bag. Exhibit A:

Am I betting on the universe being something beyond physical laws—laws that seem to change on a daily basis—and having something more that collectively sews together some harmony from the chaos?

As I said at the start of this experiment, IDGAF how it pays off. Doing something is better than doing nothing. At least doing something provides meaning to the otherwise banal act of walking through days of mindless labor.